she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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