69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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