Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
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he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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