They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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