The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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