I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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