I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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