Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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