Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this just has baby written all over it
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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