we have pet lesbian snakes
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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