Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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