I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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