Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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