i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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