If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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