on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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