Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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