Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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