Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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