A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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