he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Randomize
