i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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