Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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