I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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