Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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