I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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