It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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