Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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