Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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