My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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