So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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