just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize