These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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