You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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