You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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