So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Semen is not good for contacts.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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