I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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