The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The air was thick with penises
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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