Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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