Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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