So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please, let me fuck your mom
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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