? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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