you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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