it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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