We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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