Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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