Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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