Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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