i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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