also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Randomize
