The maid of honor just puked.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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