I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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