We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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