i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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