well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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