i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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