so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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