we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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