is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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