so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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