the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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